place your bets Sherlock or US government which is coming back first
Adam
Merlin
Firefly.
A deceased female on Supernatural
place your bets Sherlock or US government which is coming back first
Adam
Merlin
Firefly.
A deceased female on Supernatural
Hi y’all! Below are a few lost fics that us mods just can’t seem to find. That being said, we’re hoping that you lovely followers are able to help! If anyone knows any of the fics below please reply or send in an ask with which anon/user and group ask that the fic corresponds with when the ask is back open!
Note: previous group asks and all lost fics!
Anon 1 asked:
hi, i absolutely love this blog, thank you for all the amazing work you do❤❤❤ recently i’ve been looking for a fic i once read, but i can’t find it anywhere. i think it was a magic reveal fic and i remember that merlin and the knights were trapped in the labirynth and to get out they had to face ghosts of dead people who decided who deserved to find the exit
Thanks to @disneyintrovert for sending in Show Me Your Fears by Impala_Cherry_Trickster!
Anon 2 asked:
Hey I am looking for a fic and I hope you guys can help me, but first, thanks for all the work you do! It is a longer Merthur fic and Arthur has a younger cousin in it, she’s Agravaine’s daughter and they have a really good relationship (Agravaine wasn’t completely estranged like in Canon) Later in that fic he still betrays everyone and there is a trial where she’s also sitting in and she is condemning him as well… Sorry its not much I sadly don’t remember more, but it was a really good fic!
Thanks to @ilvmination for sending in For Want of a Nail by 0hHeyThereBigBadWolf!
Anon 3 asked:
Hi… i’m looking for a canon au fic where Merlin is orphaned and raised by druids on isle of blessed with a force field around it. Starts with merlin and arthur meeting when arthur wanders off to fight a cockatrice (??). They grow up seperately with merlin watching people though a mirror. I think morgause and her kids when arthur visits them. Anyone burned at stake in camelot gets transported to the isle and merlin heals them. I think there were magical boots somewhere. Not sure if ended m/a. Any help please? Quarantine heroes you are!!
Anon 4 asked:
hi! i hope you guys are doing great! i’m kinda looking for a lost fic and i only remember small bits and pieces but i hope they help! i remember merlin, arhur, and the knights were going somewhere when they got attacked and merlin went to hide and a man finds him and beats him up till he “dies” and gwaine finds him. i also think the attack had something to do with morgana? but i’m not sure. i really hope with that whacky description is enough lol
Anon 5 asked:
Hey guys, I’ve recently rediscovered my hyperfixation on Merlin and I was wondering if you know of a certain fic that I can’t find, it’s modern day and Arthur is a single business man who fosters/adopts a child Merlin who’s convinced that they’re the reincarnations of the ‘real’ Arthur and Merlin? I first read this years ago and I’ve been dying to read it again. Thank you so much! :-)
Thanks to @aintgonnatalkaboutlove for sending in Wings to Fly by bad_peppermint!
Anon 6 asked:
Hi, hope you’re having a good day! I was wondering if you could help me find a fic. All I know is that the magic ban was lifted and Merlin still doesn’t tell Arthur about his magic but used it more casually. But he accidentally enchanted Arthur into not being able to recognize the fact that he was using magic…
hi! Im looking for a more specific fic. - Arthur lifts the ban on magic but doesn’t know Merlin is a sorcerer - Merlin decides to reveal himself by being increasingly more obvious about his sorcery but Arthur doesn’t notice - Merlin later discovers that this is because at some point he had accidently/unknowingly enchanted Arthur not to notice when he performed magic sorry if this isn’t enough!
Anon 7 asked:
Hi! I’ve been desperately searching for a fic. What I remember from the summary is that Merlin gets his by a spell, and he goes into some kind of enchanted sleep. While he’s asleep, he gets transported into a world where he gets everything he ever wanted. Arthur has to find a way to wake him up, but Merlin isn’t sure if he wants to wake up. Thank you so much in advance!
Thanks to @colinmorgans for sending in A Dream Doesn’t Become Reality Through Magic by KimliPan!
Anon 8 asked:
Hi! Thank you, times infinity, for running this blog! You do good work. I’m looking for a fic I read a long time ago, I hope it’s not deleted. I think Merlin was some kind of high priest, or god of some sort, and Arthur is one of the guards of his temple. Merlin has been low-key trying to seduce Arthur with skimpy outfits but Arthur doesn’t take the hint until Merlin gets Will to “attack” the temple as a catalyst to get Arthur close to him.
And, as always, this post will be updated if any fics are found! :)
ooo! ok #6 is The Reveal by ArgentNoelle!!!
I wanna buy clown noses in bulk and start sticking them on every person I see whose mask is pulled too low
I love how the Devil went down to Georgia, which either implies
1) that the devil is a northerner
2) that Georgia is lower than hell
anyway this is a radar the bat stan account now

anyone who says there’s no such thing as “unproblematic fave”, just look at this lil guy and try to tell me you could honestly bring yourself to cancel him

:’) king of being the first beanie baby whose name is a palindrome… we stan a talented icon
“Pants were invented for men” not according to my ancestors.
Pants were invented for riding horses. People who didn’t have nomad horse culture all wore dresses. Dress wearing old greek men considered pants to be the mark of barbarism. Like the Scynthians and Samaritans.
Also- the Scynthian and Samaritan tribes were known for equality between genders. Where women were renouned hunters and archers. They are where the greeks got the idea for Amazons.
So sorry bro pants are totally for women. You just mad its for riding something that’s not you.
Okay but like based on genital structure, it would actually make sense for mean to wear skirts and women pants, why are we even talking about logic
the scottish did it right
The Scottish did it to hide more knives
The Scottish did it right
Can you imagine being fuckin being lost in the desert for a couple days and out of nowhere hearing Africa by Toto?? I would lose my fuckin shit that would be the moment id be like damn im actually losing it and gonna die out here, what a banger tho.
Anonymous asked:
sonnywortzik answered:
it means i can oppose war, american imperialism, the military industrial complex, and the cult of male violence without discounting the myriad factors that contribute to someone enlisting, including but not limited to millions of dollars spent annually to recruit children.
also means i’m disgusted with a culture that superficially venerates veterans for nationalist and capitalist purposes while simultaneously fucking them over re: housing and healthcare and suppressing veteran voices should their experience as a vet happen to inform anything resembling anti-military sentiment
True himbo representation
i need to make it clear in case people don't know this - this man is a straight up actual practicing Doctor
He what?
His medical license might say he's a doctor but is actions telling me he's a himbo
vegans who refuse to even eat backyard eggs….why
people who think its unethical to eat chicken eggs are like people who think bees should keep all their honey. they literally produce more than they need and your unwillingness to even buy local means you are doing nothing to help them, support your small farmers you heathens
This is not true.
1) honeybees do not produce “extra honey.” And beekeepers don’t take some of the honey, they take all of it.
2) chickens have been artificially selected from naturally producing eggs once a month to producing eggs every couple of days. Their bodies are not sustainable and the health complications of this rapid egg production kills chickens.
Hey idk who like. Lied to you about the way honey farms work, but could you stop spreading misinformation? Are you a beekeeper?
Because I am!
Beekeepers make sure hives are fed before there is pollen in the air, protected from predators and the elements, and have enough honey to sustain themselves. We don’t take all of it.
But overproduction of honey leads to stagnation in the hive. It puts stress on the queen to lay eggs, and when they inevitably fill up all their space with honey (instead of filling up the multiple empty, clean boxes of frames beekeepers might put on top of the main hive box), the queen can get so stressed she dies. If there’s a spike in the weather and the hive hasn’t prepared new queen brood, that’s it! The colony is dead. Because there wasn’t enough space for eggs and honey in the hive.
Beekeepers take excess honey. We are constantly monitoring the state of the hive, checking for parasites, analyzing the eggs for diseases, and making sure they are fed and healthy (usually with sugar water and pollen substitutes until they have made enough honey to sustain themselves in the early spring months). If a queen dies prematurely, we make every attempt to replace her to save the colony.
I know there’s an urge to patronize everyone who works in the farming industry, but try to understand the differences between small scale agriculture and industrial farming. There IS a difference. And stop spreading misinformation.
If you’re this passionate about ethical consumption, look into some of the ecofeminist research on non-hierarchal interspecies relationships (working on building animal-human relationships in a non exploitative way).
But yeah! Stop spreading misinformation! Please 🐝
Also if I can harp on the chicken part?
Yea Chickens are some of the most abused animals on big factory farms and I’ll be the first to admit it’s criminal and more needs to be done to regulate this.
Yes selective breeding over time has caused an increase in the ammount of eggs produced by chickens and factory farms have some messed up practices to get more eggs from them including forced moutling.
Many people take to raising their own hens because of America’s immoral treatment of hens in factory farms like you’re not helping the poor chicks by starving these farmers financially you’re just hurting the one people trying to change things and making the OPTION of cage free organic cruelty free eggs even harder to find
Yeah, as someone who like… lives on a chicken and duck farm… Coops help keep wild animals out but birds are kinda dumb. And chickens literally do not need to keep the unfertilized eggs!
Most chickens will sit on unfertilized eggs until they can tell if they are or not… By the smell of rotting egg. Yeah, ew. Farmers can hold that bitch to the flashlight and tell if there’s a baby in there! They know! The eggs are not being abused!
Also, if you separate your cocks and your hens, there wont even be that issue in the first place. Egg-laying is basically chicken menstruation, but unlike mammalian menstruation which is full of blood and dead tissue, chicken menstruation is full of tasty tasty nutrients
Support local farms! Most grocery stores carry eggs from small, local farms that give hens acres of open pasture and healthier housing.
Also, that “selectively bred to lay eggs more often” thing? Literally just comes from feeding the chickens every day. The chicken’s ancestors would only lay an egg when there was abundant food, so people started feeding them every day to get more eggs. That’s it.